“I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean” an autobiography
“Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out” a sequel
“Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes” the spin-off
“I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago” the self help booklet
THE NOTES WHAT THE HELL
OH MY GOD GUYS THIS FANDOM WILL RULE THE WORLD.
Today on tumblr
- WhAT thE fUKC WhY IS THAT GIF ALwaYS ChANgiNG
i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend
i wish i could message her like
but if YOU’RE the gay cousin
and I’M the gay cousin
THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???
- call you names
- tell you weird and personal details about myself
- say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
- type in caps a lot.
If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:
- talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts
- share funny photos from my tumblr dash
- actually tell you when i’m upset
- try to make conversation with you
- just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
- tell you jokes even if they’re bad
so like americans say 5 dollars 25 cents what do they say in like the uk?
5______ 25________ ?
i am an english doctor lawyer and i can confirm that this is correct
I know this video got taken down but the intro to this video was just too good not to gif — (before anyone asks I won’t reupload the video or make any other gifs from it, just this part)