thefoodhereisdisgusting:

That time in which Mamrie, Grace, and Hannah absolutely NAIL it.

.

lanii-girl:

hold on, lemme just grab this FREAKING BASEBALL FLYING AT YOUR HEAD AT 100 MPH for a second ouchie my hand

jamescrooks:

If you’re not gonna eat her pussy might as well help her paint her nails and talk about boys with her since you wanna act like a bitch.

helbigismyharto:

snacks-snacks-snacks:

-thoughtshots-:

hart2hartsquared:

bel-is-a-nerd:

a-broken-clockwork-heart:

cas-wants-the-dean:

saltandburnthewolves:

alice-hopper:

ask-the-guard-fireblastrp:

brony-55:

EVERYONE!!!

ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS!

EVERY ONE OF MY FOLLOWERS

JOHN GREEN

My followers! 

every last one of my followers and also the Trinity!

The trinity and Vivian! (Snacks-snacks-snacks)

^NAW ZOEY. yes you and the rest of the fandom!

Erry-oneeee

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

I love that everyone just knows

intheendyouwillallkneel:

guarneri1741:

the difference between a grateful joyous adult and a privileged douchey child.

Bless this post.

spookilygoingnowhere:

thickens:

Dumbledore’s Phoenix zooms into his office with pressing news. Harry, unable to speak bird, asks the headmaster, “What does the Fawkes say?”

I SPAT MY WATER ALL OVER MY JEANS GODDAMIT

ytfisthelampofmylife:

YTDAD: Chester See’s Spice Guy (x)